Worst Sports Team Names*
San Francisco Fog
Los Angeles Traffic
Miami Humidity (It’s not the heat…)
Anaheim Acne (We’re mildly irritating!)
Las Vegas Vegans
Los Angeles Lapdogs
New York Minutes
Alaska State Wintry Mix
University of Vermont (UV) Rays
San Diego Sniffles
West Point Light Brigadiers
Silicon Valley Studs
And last but not least - the Toronto Maple Leafs. (Yes, I know that's a real team.)
*Not actually rejected from McSweeney's. Yet.
Written in collaboration with jlebar.