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Worst Sports Team Names*

San Francisco Fog

Los Angeles Traffic

Miami Humidity (It’s not the heat…)

Anaheim Acne (We’re mildly irritating!)

Sacramento Sabines

Utah Unibrows

Las Vegas Vegans

Los Angeles Lapdogs

Brooklyn Plaid

Boston Drivers

New York Minutes

Pittsburgh Pits

Houston Hiccups

Alaska State Wintry Mix

University of Vermont (UV) Rays

San Diego Sniffles

West Point Light Brigadiers

Silicon Valley Studs

And last but not least - the Toronto Maple Leafs.  (Yes, I know that's a real team.)

*Not actually rejected from McSweeney's.  Yet.

Written in collaboration with jlebar.

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