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Rejected from McSweeney's

Worst Sports Team Names* San Francisco Fog Los Angeles Traffic Miami Humidity ( It’s not the heat… ) Anaheim Acne ( We’re mildly irritating! ) Sacramento Sabines Utah Unibrows Las Vegas Vegans Los Angeles Lapdogs Brooklyn Plaid Boston Drivers New York Minutes Pittsburgh Pits Houston Hiccups Alaska State Wintry Mix University of Vermont (UV) Rays San Diego Sniffles West Point Light Brigadiers Silicon Valley Studs And last but not least - the Toronto Maple Leafs.  (Yes, I know that's a real team.) *Not actually rejected from McSweeney's .  Yet. Written in collaboration with jlebar.